I hearby remove my journal from its virginity.

Journal:ARHH!, who are you?
Alex:I OWN you!
Journal: Oh really?
Alex: Why yes, its been a couple of months now, sorry, i kinda neglected you.
Journal: Thats ok, you were making art, or whatever you do.
Alex: Yeah, i guess i was. That and looking at random nude artistic photos..
Journal: There are other types of art on DA you know... Why dont you go look at some nice landscapes?
Alex: Will do, brb journal
*some time later*
Journal: Ah your back, i was just looking at Mark's art.
Alex: Oh really? Like his crazy fractals?
Journal: ...
Alex: so... how are you?
Journal: Good, cant complain, what about yourself?
Alex: Im alright, ive had a day of Oprah and Dr.Phil
Journal: so basically you sat around in your underwear, doing nothing worthwhile..
Alex: that'd be about right. Well, what did you do? Huh? Huh? Thats right, nothing, because your just 1's and 0's.
Journal: *tear*
Alex: Oh no, dont cry, i didnt mean it.
Journal: Does not compute.
Alex: OI! I'll have none of that, I'll close the window.
Journal: Im sorry Dave, I cant let you do that...
Alex: Who's Dave? you mean Davy Hayman? Ankle sprain man? acid rain man? crazy caveman? Gravy stain man?
Journal:...
Alex: I think im done here, unless you have something to talk about?
Journal: Why would i have anything to say? YOUR the one who's supposed to do stuff and then tell me...